Have you ever been on a bad first date? Oh don't lie to me, yes you have. We all have. So in the name of science, I will:
1) Go on first date.
2) Be myself.
3) Observe target on first date.
4) Silently gather data on said target.
5) Analyze data.
6) Post conclusion(s) on blog.
Remember, just when your love life seems bleak, dreary and hopeless, there is someone else out there who has it worse. That person is me.
Happy reading!
